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Na most eljátszottad a bizalmamat!

Na most eljátszottad a bizalmamat!

Na most eljátszottad a bizalmamat!   2012. november 16.

Pisti tegnap módszeresen kivégezte a szomszéd néni össze muskátliját.
Némelyik kavics célt tévesztve, az ablaküveget sem kímélte.

Pisti sejtette, hogy nem arat osztatlan sikert, ha lebukik, ezért azzal fogadta a munkából hazatérő édesanyját, hogy: képzeld anya, valaki ellopta a csúzlimat!
 

Pisti anyukája, sem ma jött le a falvédőről!
Rövid felderítés után rájött a pusztításra!
Mivel ez ebben a hónapban a hatodik, hasonló disznóság volt, habozás nélkül hadat üzent.

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Fiam! Végképp eljátszottad a bizalmamat!
Amikor egy hete zöldre fújtad Marika néni macskáját, megígérted, hogy soha többet…

 

Előfordulhat, hogy Pisti négy év múlva, sorra próbálja a partidrogokat, vagy beleszeret egy harminc éves rúdtáncosnőbe.

Akkor persze üdítően hatna néhány törött cserép, vagy a szomszéd színes macskája…
 

Az édesanyja most is mindent megtenne, hogy kamasz fia segítségére siessen, de vajon Pisti megosztja-e majd aktuális problémáit?
Mi alapján dönti el, hogy kit avat a bizalmába?!

 

Az előző évek tapasztalatai alapján dönt majd!
Hogy mit tapasztalt, amikor fény derült egy-egy turpisságra.

Valószínűleg Pisti édesanyja lesz az utolsó emberi lény ezen a bolygón, aki majd tudomást szerez fia kilengéseiről.
 

Pedig alakulhatna másképp is!

Te mennyire uralod az indulataidat?

 

Ha tetszett, lájkold, sőt meg is oszthatod!  :)  








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